Yeah, we can't lie. There's only one true way to define "cool."

Here, let me make your day better times infinity.

YEAH.

o1. "Jane, you ignorant slut."

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2306/saturday-night-live-point-counterpoint-lee-marvin-and-michelle-triola

o2. "PLAIN TALK." Eric Idle!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4134/saturday-night-live-gibberish

o3. "I'm a cherry farmer, just kidding I'm a cherry scientist, just kidding I'm a grape scientist, just kidding, grapes study me and I've seen the reports!"

http://www.hulu.com/watch/98322/saturday-night-live-update-judy-grimes

o4. Too sexy, for the other, things! Sidenote: the quote? Palin-esque.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=723UgVWoicw

o5...I don't even know. Watch Glee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1615vnUIQ

o6. THIS IS COOL. DON'T DENY IT. THEY ARE BENDING THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME. THIS IS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS, ETC. & ETC.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/17/nyregion/17minute.html?_r=1&hp